What’s Wrong?
It seems a bit silly for me to sit here in my uncle’s underpants and try to convince anyone they will unquestionably enjoy my writing. On paper, I don’t have much to offer you, but the mucky words there written. So just go and have a look at them, their order, the overall meaning - and let me know how it goes!
Oh - looks like we’ve got ourselves a blurb-insister, have we?
You can expect:
Profound disappointment + limp stabs at humour on drugs, filth, travel, science, MMA, anything & everything + the odd leaky memoir from a life lived shame-free.
Here are some popular ones to check out:
Drugs:
5 Phases of a Pillhead
The Magic of the After Party
Great British Coke Habit Part 1
Filth:
Porn Can Fuck Up Sex
The 3 Biggest Myths About Dick Size
Travel:
Wrong Turn: Denmark
Wrong Turn: Thailand
Wrong Turn: Brazil
Science:
AI is Reading your Mind
The Huberman Cokehead
AI Took My Job
The Crypto Douche
Anything & everything:
Why Are Men Friends With Cunts?
The Side Effects of a Glow-up
5 Words that are Played Out
3 Stages of Every McDonald’s
Leaky Memoirs:
Arrested for Hummus Part 1, 2, 3
Times I Shit My Pants 6
Times I Shit My Pants 7
Times I Shit My Pants 8
Times I Shit My Pants 9
The House that Pills Built
Our New Dad Part 1, 2
Who is me?
I’m a writer, one-time co-screenwriter & washed-up internet personality. You will have stumbled across my writing if you’ve been camped within my bedroom for the past decade - or you happened to be reading a little publication by the name of VICE.COM on 26th August 2014 at 4:38 pm.
Short of this, it’s more likely you have seen the most well-received and critically acclaimed expression of my artistry - where I snorted Ketamine, dressed up as a Christmas elf & wrapped presents for the public before millions on the internet.
Reign it in Briggsy, you’re deprecating yourself out of a reader here. But, by all means:
If you did subscribe check your spam, promotions, other and all dodgy inboxes for the welcome email - and move it to your primary inbox to make sure you get all future emails.
Our sitcom
It’s almost certain you have not seen mine and The Turner Brothers’ cult sitcom: Bedraggled. At the moment, it’s the kind of sized cult that wouldn’t be newsworthy without a truly grizzly finale. Nevertheless, those few trapped inside seem to like it - so, please join, and here’s hoping it won’t come to that:
Our Youtube channel
With 5 million hits and 4 videos, Wrong Channel prides itself on being the most successful unsuccessful YouTube channel on the planet.
We post our artisanal content so rarely that the comments section is rife with rumours of my death, imprisonment and death in prison - but here are those few videos that have people concerned for my well-being: Drugs at work 2, Drugs at work 1, 5 Type of Stoner.
Thank you
Excuse the breakneck shift to sincerity, but I’ve been writing away my entire adult life and it’s truly a great privilege to share my articles with you.
That rare foray into sincerity did my troubled heart good. So, if you’ll indulge me, I’ll just carry on for a bit, before any more nonsense resumes.
Please like and comment away on the articles - I’ll read them all, again and again, forever, and be sure to write back, and really would love to hear from you. And - if you can think of anyone who might like anything, please, please, set it on fire, and leave it on their doorstep.
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Cheers,
Sam
