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Beniamin Raszek's avatar

I must admit, some crypto-bros are among the most annoying people I've ever met.

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sierra echo charlie's avatar

LOL Dig-dosh!! "....if Bitcoin does hit a million dollars, who's the douchebag, really, them or you?" Them. Still. Yes, I will still not be a millionaire but the bit-bros will still be the douchebags, because even if it hits a billion, they have yet to do precisely fuck-all to earn it like all good men and women earn it. Casinos are filled with losers and the Bitcoin casino is filled with keyboard-jockey-losers. No apologies if the idea that contributing to the common good, or making real

things or providing services in order to makes one's bread is too "old school". GREAT piece thanks - I love your writing!

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Wrong Channel's avatar

Thank you, I really appreciate it and cheers for taking the time to read my stuff

I see where you're coming from, but I don't have a problem with people finding ways to get out of the monetary system we have, as its is designed to increasingly screw those hard-working people, harder and harder, each year.

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sierra echo charlie's avatar

Right on! My experience though in seeing it here in California is not for the working folks abused by bankers and greed-heads, but its the frat boys, the entitled upper-middle class white kids with extra money and no school debt and straight teeth.

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Wrong Channel's avatar

That's definitely true. It is a certain sort of preppy pleb. But I wish people could find out about it. The mainstream coverage is all scare stories. When the people they claimed "lost all their money" - would have twice as much now, if they'd just waited for year. The cycle repeats itself every four years. I'm going to try and get my parents to put their savings in next time.

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Frig's avatar

I dont know much about crypto but your writing style is based😎

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Wrong Channel's avatar

I don’t know much about what based means, but, I’ve just given it a Google and thanks a lot man!

And I don’t either! As ever I’ve just made up some phenomenon, which is basically just my own irritating behaviour

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Frig's avatar

Seriously, good writing💯

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Wrong Channel's avatar

Thank you mate!

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Paul Hossfield's avatar

My son had some Bitcoin, or Etherium, or something he has been hanging on to for years now. I wonder how it is doing? He never mentions it.

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Wrong Channel's avatar

haha I'll let you know the next-most painful moment to bring it up

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Alfred MacDonald's avatar

"Made-up digi-dosh will always trigger a boomer's scam sensors."

EVERY TIME

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sierra echo charlie's avatar

There's something about their hipstery smugness that makes me wanna slap 'em up side the head with big sock fulla manure. ("I'm on the future train, bro! and you're still standing in the station, you sad little man.")

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Wrong Channel's avatar

hahaha I respect your weapon of choice. The perfect crime: put the sock back on, sprinkle or swallow the contents, and your home dry, mostly. Yeah they are fucking annoying (myself included)

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Arkaprava's avatar

If you like money, just like I do, you'll have to live central banking. There is no banking without a central bank and there must never be unregulated transactions. Great piece !!

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Wrong Channel's avatar

Thanks you!

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Wrong Channel's avatar

let me style out that typo. I mean "Thanks, you!"

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Rebecca's avatar

So you're saying there's a chance.... ;)

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Wrong Channel's avatar

A 100% guaranteed possibility

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Rebecca's avatar

Always bet on black

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A.P. Murphy's avatar

I take financial advice from a coked-up guy in face paint yelling into a microphone, my investment strategy is shitposting, and my due diligence research consists of collecting all the dankest memes. What could possibly go wrong?

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Wrong Channel's avatar

haha where do I invest?

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Moe Dodson's avatar

Beware 'merchant warriors' bearing gifts!

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Samuel Clemenstein's avatar

“Honey, come back to bed” “I can’t babe, DogeElonMars hit a new ATH”

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Wrong Channel's avatar

haha I certainly don't announce my multi-thousand dollar losses at the breakfast table

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Out of the Past's avatar

Them, always them.

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