Besides the impressive compassion, I had no idea they could be so useful! I've never had the dubious pleasure of meeting someone who had back-alley orthodontics as a hobby, thank the Lord, but you never know when the first time might be...
I'm easy baby. Don't mistake my silliness for snippiness. I'm a sassy sissy from Sicily. Two wrongs make a right brah. I do not not necessarily disagree with you on the dimensions of cunts
🤣 “Plus, if all the stray cunts were left to band together in packs, the planet would soon be overrun with recruitment agencies - and nobody wants that.”
One benefit to having a cunt in the friend group is that other WhatsApp group with them not in it so you can all bitch about their cuntery! It's the same thing when you say "we don't have a separate WhatsApp group"... what can I tell you?
We all know one, don't we?
And if you're saying "No, there isn't a cunt in my friend group" well, I have bad news for you, squire...
I believe I am the only non-cunt in my friendship circle
Love this..we all have 'em. And who knows... I'm probably one of 'em !!
100%. been through some good times and had some superb laughs. but get 8 pints in and he's despicable.
haha well that's 7 and a half pints of fun
I was struggling to identify the cunt in my friend circle, but as A.P. Murphy pointed out...
(Only joshing, I know full well who the cunts are)
haha good to see your supporting a few for the cause
Besides the impressive compassion, I had no idea they could be so useful! I've never had the dubious pleasure of meeting someone who had back-alley orthodontics as a hobby, thank the Lord, but you never know when the first time might be...
They certainly had their moments! Despite my smart mouth and smug demeanour, I've only been given a good walloping the once
I think your argument was very convincing. So much so, in fact, that I am considering finding my own personal C***.
I'll lend you one. I've cunts to spare
Mighty kind of you. Incidentally, have you ever watched the Ted Talk about the origin of this word? It's fascinating.
I have not! I'll check it out
This is hilarious!
Thanks very much Barbs!
Fuckin AWESOME!
Thanks Kelly!
had to replace c4nt with BLEEP while reading out loud but the essence is there definitely i loved it
Haha thank you Dua. I appreciate you getting through it
Who has a tender heart for a cunt?
In retrospect, I do have some childhood friends and some work colleagues. They just needed help.
I’ve found that, some cunts are big hard softies
Women are friends with worse cunts
There’s certainly cunts of all shapes and volumes
I can't disagree with that
then don't! That's called agreeing man. Why you gotta be so double negative brah
Wrong wrong channel. And lighten up sis. Why you gotta be so American. Not disagreeing does not necessarily = agreeing.
I'm easy baby. Don't mistake my silliness for snippiness. I'm a sassy sissy from Sicily. Two wrongs make a right brah. I do not not necessarily disagree with you on the dimensions of cunts
Nope. The same as why you're not friends with racists.
Maybe you just haven't met the right cunts
Oh, like those friendly racists that if only I got to know them?
I know some friendly racists
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I was only teasing
🤣 “Plus, if all the stray cunts were left to band together in packs, the planet would soon be overrun with recruitment agencies - and nobody wants that.”
haha thanks Elaine!
"Practitioners of back alley orthodontics." 😂
High-larious...
Thank you! Are you a cunt befriender too?
Having spent many years in Hollywood and the music business, well....
the streets are paved with cunts, they say
🤣 brilliant
haha cheers 247 truth, this guy know his cunts
One benefit to having a cunt in the friend group is that other WhatsApp group with them not in it so you can all bitch about their cuntery! It's the same thing when you say "we don't have a separate WhatsApp group"... what can I tell you?