Thanks Jaap. People who’ve never worked in the service industry always demand the best service. I don’t expect people in supermarkets to grin from ear to ear, I’ve worked in one
Hilarious. I don't stay on the line after a customer service call to review the service either but I might the next time. Nah,, probably not. I am going to write a Trip Advisor review, very positive. That's me.
I used to get some kind of warped pleasure of staying on the line with a telemarketer until they realized I wasn't the least bit a serious prospect. I probably gave it away with a line like, "Could you ship a ton of those via FEDEX or DHL to my address in Mexico?"
"(...) negative Trustpilot reviews are the lowest form of human expression. What a dismal contribution to the written word. That’s coming from an author whose most cherished works are a 10-part anthology of times they’ve crapped themselves." But Sam, you talk about shit, while some jerks talk shit. There's a big difference, big. Huge.
haha thanks Portia. 'Let's talk about shit' will be the name of the social impact docuseries I release in my creative twilight, when I want to give something back
"I was packed into my one branded polo shirt, in the hope that the small emblem of a crocodile on my left tit would substantiate my human worth for the headwaiter." The human condition in one sentence — excellent!
‘Critiquing the false smiles of underpaid workers is kinda my jam’. classical, bravo - well done!
Thanks Jaap. People who’ve never worked in the service industry always demand the best service. I don’t expect people in supermarkets to grin from ear to ear, I’ve worked in one
Hilarious. I don't stay on the line after a customer service call to review the service either but I might the next time. Nah,, probably not. I am going to write a Trip Advisor review, very positive. That's me.
Thanks Gary. I'm the same. You could serve me a steaming bowl of refuse and I'll smile and say it was lovely
I used to get some kind of warped pleasure of staying on the line with a telemarketer until they realized I wasn't the least bit a serious prospect. I probably gave it away with a line like, "Could you ship a ton of those via FEDEX or DHL to my address in Mexico?"
> Every snip at someone else is just a snip at yourself.
i'm shitting at the office crying
only not in the toilets
haha been there myself
"(...) negative Trustpilot reviews are the lowest form of human expression. What a dismal contribution to the written word. That’s coming from an author whose most cherished works are a 10-part anthology of times they’ve crapped themselves." But Sam, you talk about shit, while some jerks talk shit. There's a big difference, big. Huge.
haha thanks Portia. 'Let's talk about shit' will be the name of the social impact docuseries I release in my creative twilight, when I want to give something back
I'm sure your twilight docuseries will be The Shit. 💩 May the milk of human kindness never cease flowing from you, Sam.🥛
haha I will keep milking it from the teat of benevolence
"I was packed into my one branded polo shirt, in the hope that the small emblem of a crocodile on my left tit would substantiate my human worth for the headwaiter." The human condition in one sentence — excellent!