Such a vastly different experience from that of women. I can honestly say that if I suggested communal masturbation to a group of girl friends, I would be carted off to the nearest asylum, my name tarnished forever and spoken only when trying to impress upon children what is wrong and immoral in this world today.
And just to make sure: I will allow myself to be presumptuous and decide that you did not mean to suggest literally that one should wank in another's shoes... Surely you know that's why God invented socks, right?
haha it's the art of suggestion, where you're going wrong. The culture of masturbation must evolve naturally, otherwise, admittedly, it is weird.
haha your sumptuous presumptuousness has fumbled upon the truth! I know all too well the coarse embrace of a muddy rugby sock, after a biting cold Thursday night practice! Ah to be young, once more
Indeed. I can imagine the utter horror etched into women's faces when they discover the unholy use of socks by men.
there's nothing more concerning than a brittle sock
Such a vastly different experience from that of women. I can honestly say that if I suggested communal masturbation to a group of girl friends, I would be carted off to the nearest asylum, my name tarnished forever and spoken only when trying to impress upon children what is wrong and immoral in this world today.
And just to make sure: I will allow myself to be presumptuous and decide that you did not mean to suggest literally that one should wank in another's shoes... Surely you know that's why God invented socks, right?
haha it's the art of suggestion, where you're going wrong. The culture of masturbation must evolve naturally, otherwise, admittedly, it is weird.
haha your sumptuous presumptuousness has fumbled upon the truth! I know all too well the coarse embrace of a muddy rugby sock, after a biting cold Thursday night practice! Ah to be young, once more
Parish the thought!
Haha perfect spots! I was always quietly wacking one off on the bottom bunk so as not to disturb my bro
Thank you very much dude! I’m glad you liked this one, especially, it’s the silliest example of my style to date