I shat myself in Kindergarten, just before story time. I tried to sit as far from the other kids as possible. It didn't work. Pretty sure the whole thing ended in tears.
hahaha all technical questions welcome, of course. I'm sorry man, I've got no idea. Honestly it was the most orange poop I've seen before or since in any context. We could practically see the glow on each others face, like the opening of the pulp fiction suitcase. It was the perfect poop for that moment
"The turtle was beheaded." Haha.
Cheers Chris. Oh what became of the headless turtle!
I shat myself in Kindergarten, just before story time. I tried to sit as far from the other kids as possible. It didn't work. Pretty sure the whole thing ended in tears.
haha aw man, surely a Kindergarten panty poop is a free pass.
I feel ya. I think I pissed myself playing with the water in year one. They gave me these neon he's-pissed-himself shorts out of the lost and found.
Technical question here how does one account for the unique orange color? Cheetos? Carrots? Pumpkin pie? Mangos? Winter squash? Any ideas?
hahaha all technical questions welcome, of course. I'm sorry man, I've got no idea. Honestly it was the most orange poop I've seen before or since in any context. We could practically see the glow on each others face, like the opening of the pulp fiction suitcase. It was the perfect poop for that moment
My god that was a riot! Bravo!
Thank you :)
So that's how the Big Bang started...
haha that was just day 1 of a busy week