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Mar 24, 2023Liked by Wrong Channel

Please keep plopping these into the ether. Lynx is gross. But we all know and love it regardless. You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter… or perhaps lynx?

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I will continue letting the ether have it, one burnished plop at a time! Yeah lynx is alright isn’t it, I do get lost in my own confettied bullshit sometimes

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Consider yourself lucky, before Lynx… there was Brut!!!

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So many hilarious lines.

“The near-visible tang stunk out PE changing rooms the world over.” 🤣

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Thank you Elaine!

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Apr 16, 2023Liked by Wrong Channel

I’m off to buy me some Lynx :/ 😂😂

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Mar 24, 2023Liked by Wrong Channel

Bang on. I still remember that smell of Lynx Africa and Deep Heat in the changing room. Although in Secret Santa at the office, someone was gifted a Lynx spray and shower gel set and I was mildly jealous. Maybe that was just nostalgia.

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Ah deep heat that takes me back. Takes me right back to a be crammed against a loose head’s haunches. The good old days. Yeah those gift sets got dragged through the ringer as an unimaginative auntie’s go-to, but when they stopped coming I missed them too

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