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Sam, you are outrageously wonderful. I love reading your stuff. Thank you. I was careful not to s**t myself laughing.

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Thank you very much Sandy! alas, your shat would have been the greatest compliment of all

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Jul 30Liked by Wrong Channel

Just reading this pains me! I snorted pepper because Cosmo told me it was "like an orgasm", which I suppose is a similar form of masochism.

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That's what they say about my writing! haha well you'll get nothing but respect from me. I think I might have done that too. I don't remember but my nose does

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Jul 25Liked by Wrong Channel

*snorts pubes*

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not as bad as you might think

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Once again, I come to believe, with proof, that it is nothing short of a miracle you are still alive! lol Holy Smokes! The only stunt I would ever think of replicating myself would be the one with the shopping cart, but I'm the crazy one who is waiting until they come out with otonomous Vespas before I agree to drive any otonomous vehicle, so the thought of driving a shopping cart appeals to me on another level.

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haha you might have a point. We'll have to meet up in a well-bushed Tesco's carpark in dear old Blighty, and cause some friggin' carnage

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Sounds like a plan. But let's go to the biscuit aisle. More fun I think, plus the snacking!

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Lest we forget the snacking!

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Exactly.

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Is Jackass Legacy back?!!

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It lives in all of us!

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Nailed it. Jackass 4 Eva!

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Hell yeah!

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"My butthole entertained a lit firecracker."

Wait,what? This year I read about two guys (always guys) who died from placing mortar style fireworks on their heads. And wasn't even in Florida.

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haha I popped a little firecracker in there. There name was Senior Boomboom. I think I just pinched it in the cheeks. I've got a video somewhere, but it's stuck on minidv tape

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