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doug's avatar

I remember playing golf with my son, and under the beautiful summer sky with a big tree as my target I enjoyed and amazing free flowing pee moment , strong stream, nice long arc, that was so pleasurable, as well as nostalgic, to my youth days when I never needed to even think of it. I retraced my actions, my diet , water intake, supplements taken or not, in an effort to understand why it was what it was that day? No answer ever found. It was just a blessed moment, no other explanation. Thanks Sam

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Wrong Channel's avatar

Haha you painted me a picture with your piddle. Thanks to you! I’m known for my furious jet, everyone I’ve lived it could here it throughout the house. Some say it would wake them up each morning

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sierra echo charlie's avatar

Haha "court-mandated age-descending order of restroom queuing". I will vote for you!

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Wrong Channel's avatar

all my mandates are fisty

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Wrong Channel's avatar

haha I'll mandate it with my fists

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Portia's avatar

Being a woman comes with a lot of specific issues: a bloody (in more ways than one) period every flipping month for at least 40 years; physically painful first sexual experiences; childbirth, you get the gist. But among the most maddening ones are the never-ending queues out of the ladies' toilets. I'll never get that time back, I tell ya!

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