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Oh you lucky bleep! I begged my mom to get a mohawk when I was in high school and she swore she would kill me if I ever did, or if I shaved my head. See? You might think it's terrible, but there is at least one person on this earth who envies you.

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haha that's true. I've got a fairly shapely, if gargantuan, noggin. I remember running away on holiday because my mum wouldn't let me paint my walls black with blood dribbling down.

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OH yes, the rebellion against the all-authoritative "no". Do you still have the inclination to paint the walls that way?

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Oct 12, 2023Liked by Wrong Channel

Briggs you witty, eloquent bastard. You never fail to make me smile - even when you're writing about baldies.

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Aw thanks man! That's lovely to know you're enjoying them. Sometimes feels like firing them off into the abyss

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most men cry, but not for the drop of a hanky

when I lost my hair, momentarily flirted with a wig

but found my lack of follicles of no deep importance

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Did the wig flirt back?

I certainly give less of a shit about it than I once did. The hole is emerging day by day

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