You can imagine the extra layers of shame, practical considerations, and necessity of the act itself that are added by having new offspring in the two room flat!
By the logic of Tuesday not being fit for amorous activities for two, one could argue that by taking matters into your own hand, you are doing your significant other a favour, thereby relieving her of the need to participate. By the way, have you tried Thursday? Might be more agreeable.
Look, this is not just some thing that’s a problem for the dudes… Just sayin’ 😉
haha I have no doubt, that's why I recommended it! I tried to not to make it too tug-centric, I hope it was relatable enough - but not too much
One of the nicest displays a gal can do for her guy.
A veritable ode to the necessities of a hand-shandy even unto decrepitude.
I literally just texted this to a mate who said he was feeling all relaxed after a weekend at a spa:
"You're sooo bourgiefied, you don't need a spa to relax just try a wank"
haha a household tug is the working man's spa
That is an aphorism worthy of a book of wise sayings
haha why oh why are all my wisdoms only ever about tugging away in the dark
How do you create your images? I love them all.
Thanks Vince! I don't do them myself, I just give a freelance artist on Fiiver the ideas. It's very reasonable
I believe Bertram Russel still executes this act and he's been dead awhile, I'm pretty sure.
haha he was last time I checked. Nothing gives me more pleasure than exhuming a randy pacifist
Watching a pacifist attacking his own genitals with spastic enthusiasm … well, that would be a once in a lifetime spectacle.
You're hilarious!
So many showers so many drain babies. Hahaha
Haha you can’t help but wonder what they might have been. “No Olympians in that batch, that’s for sure”
My God that was funny
Don't bring God into this! Thanks Alyson
Ewww...so close to the bone. And are you that man that stole my wristwatch last summer??
haha I certainly wouldn't be knowing anything about that....
Call me when you are 73, if I'm still on this side of the grass.
I mean, there aren't many events sadder than a 73-year-old orgasm.
Hahaha at this rate, I doubt I’ll be orgasming at 37
If you're through by 37, by 73 you should be rested up and back to full steam!
Haha I’ll sit a few decades out, take stock and restock
Brilliant.
You can imagine the extra layers of shame, practical considerations, and necessity of the act itself that are added by having new offspring in the two room flat!
Thanks mate! Hahaha that’s a shame pentuplet
Hahahaha awesome
Thank you mate! Good to know it’s relatable, it was a shot in the dark if my shots in the dark were relatable
By the logic of Tuesday not being fit for amorous activities for two, one could argue that by taking matters into your own hand, you are doing your significant other a favour, thereby relieving her of the need to participate. By the way, have you tried Thursday? Might be more agreeable.