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“Soon, all their muscles were vibrating together in a polyphonic request for a lie-down.” 🤣

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Oct 10Liked by Wrong Channel

‘Every man, woman, and child had shoulders that could support a man, woman, and a child.’

I don’t care how you try and spin it, this is #goals.

Feel better! ✨

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Thanks very much! Glad you liked it! and thank you again, I'm on the mend

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No. Admirable though you may find their... excessive motivation, they are always dicks.

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not all of them! I know a lovely one, I gave a speech at his wedding. He might be the one good cop in a dirty system

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I hope it's okay that I was hysterical when I read your article. I'm small and thin and exercise, but I was never going to look like any of the actors you see on the screen nowadays.

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That is more than quite alright! I'm big and fat and exercise, I look like the screen you see actors on nowadays

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Oct 10Liked by Wrong Channel

Get well soon, Sam, this was great.

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Thanks very much Portia, on both counts!

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Oct 10·edited Oct 10Liked by Wrong Channel

as for myself, i play ice hockey most of my adult life.

Giving me a game is the best way to get me to exercise.

I despise the gym and despise exercise.

Offer me most any game, even bowling ,and Ill join in

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Team sports are the most fun, you don't even realise your exercising. I used to play rugby when I was young, that was the best. I wrote this ages ago, and I do love going to the gym now. I find it relaxing. As long as I've got something to listen to

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