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Tommy Mack's avatar

An elderly woman snuck past us in the US immigration queue on our last family holiday so I explained to my kids in a slightly too loud voice that she was about a million years old so she probably had less time to spare than us.

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Wrong Channel's avatar

There is a point where politeness must end, or people are just taking the michael. I had an abbandoned paragraph on that somewhere

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Portia's avatar

I'd rather have too much politeness, and the slightly exasperating litanies of apologies of the Britons than the I-own-the-fucking-place-out-of-my-way entitlement of other nations (cough, Italy, cough).

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Wrong Channel's avatar

haha yep, truth be told, that contrast is part of what makes a homecoming queue so lovely

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